Brexit or is it?

Big name fast food outlets KFC and McDonalds have warned they could run out of food under a no-deal Brexit.

Our exit from the EU with no deal could bring back scenes reminiscent of the KFC shortage of February last year.

Kent chicken lovers will remember how delivery problems forced some branches to close while others were accused of "smuggling chicken in the back door".

And now, retail giants including Sainsbury’s, Asda and Lidl are among those who told MPs these will be “significant risks” if Theresa May allows us to crash out of the EU.

They said: “This will reduce the ­availability and shelf life of many products in our stores.”

Shoppers will be hit hard in the pocket by a no-deal Brexit as tariffs get slapped on food and supply chaos causes prices to soar, retail bosses warned MPs last night.

And doctors fear poorer Brits will be more at risk of death from heart attacks and strokes if they cannot afford healthy ­products available at supermarkets.

May loses another vote in the Commons, just give up woman

We're talking about politicians, they all want to top the greasy pole

Seems a bit 'them' and 'us'

The conservatives can change their minds but we can't.

They always have patronised.

It strikes me as a bit of a leadership contest - and they are all hypocrits IMHO.

A prominent supporter of Brexit has called for a “long pause” over quitting the European Union - and even suggested “rethinking the decision altogether”.

Peter Oborne, a respected writer and Daily Mail columnist, argues the country should take up European Council President Donald Tusk’s offer of a year’s delay as he contends Brexit has “paralysed the system”.

His position is driven by the economic impact of the “flood” of companies quitting the country, the possible break-up of the United Kingdom and the “deceit” of the Leave campaign.

WITH Brexit looking increasingly unlikely, how can gammons fill the gaping void in their lives? Here devoted Brexiter Roy Hobbs explains his coping strategies.

Find new things to be furious about

Hating the EU has given me a lot of pleasure over the years, but now it’s time to move on. Instead I’m getting angry about:

● Dole scroungers. I’ve seriously neglected this important issue since the referendum.

● Students. Their PC ‘no platforming’ and bollocks transgender studies degrees make my blood boil. Which is good.

● Garden birds. A bunch of freeloaders, if you ask me.

Occupy your time with new hobbies and interests

Try watercolours or learn to play an instrument. I’m getting pretty good at ‘Rule Britannia’ on the clarinet, although my wife says practising it three hours a day is excessive. I always knew she was a Remainer at heart.

Be glad you don’t have to watch BBC Question Time

With Brexit off the table, there’s little point in watching Question Time, which is bloody tedious even with other gammons cheering every facile pro-Brexit comment as if it’s one of Churchill’s finest speeches.

Build your own ‘Brexit Britain’ at home

If Theresa May won’t deliver Brexit, build your own one in the loft! I’ve created a delightful 1950s miniature English village with local shops and figures of happy people I’ve hand-painted myself. Just remember to buy plenty of white paint.

Alternatively, go back to the past by turning down the colour on your TV so it’s in black and white and only reading the Daily Express.

Just never stop banging on about Brexit

The upside of Brexit being stuffed is that you can keep ranting on about it without ever being confronted by the unpleasant reality. WE SHOULD HAVE GOT OUT WHILE WE HAD THE CHANCE!

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