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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:39:03 GMT
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:39:26 GMT
I’m not clumsy, The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:39:53 GMT
I’m not weird, I am Limited Edition.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:40:12 GMT
I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:43:52 GMT
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:44:16 GMT
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:45:13 GMT
Likes I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:46:20 GMT
I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
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Post by althea on Sept 2, 2024 15:47:21 GMT
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
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Post by ARENA on Sept 3, 2024 6:35:24 GMT
The older I get ,the stronger I get. I can now lift 100£ of groceries with one hand.
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Post by althea on Sept 3, 2024 15:11:02 GMT
Thanks for all the likes, Lily.
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Post by althea on Sept 3, 2024 16:53:35 GMT
My friend claimed he glued himself to his autobiography. I found it hard to believe, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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Post by althea on Sept 3, 2024 16:54:27 GMT
Some people love cats. I read somewhere that the Pope is a cataholic.
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Post by althea on Sept 6, 2024 10:51:03 GMT
Can anyone give me a rough figure of what a ballpark would cost?
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Post by althea on Sept 6, 2024 10:51:43 GMT
Sometimes, I wonder what happened to all those people who asked me for directions.........
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