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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:25:16 GMT
I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:26:01 GMT
I just found out that I’m colour-blind. The news came completely out of the green!
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:26:23 GMT
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence!
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:29:46 GMT
I stopped washing my car when I began to suspect that dirt was the only thing holding it together.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:32:02 GMT
The entire plot of The Wizard of OZ, is a woman having to fix every broken man she comes across before she's allowed to resolve her own plot line.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:34:10 GMT
I put my pants on the same as everyone else - hopping around on one foot looking for some furniture to hang on to.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:35:29 GMT
When we're young, we sneak out of the house to go to parties.
When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:36:31 GMT
It's my first week at the door factory. I'm still learning all the ins and outs.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:37:26 GMT
Just had my Christmas dinner - these slow cookers are rubbish.
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Post by althea on Jun 5, 2024 14:38:28 GMT
Dad: Have you seen that potato peeler thingy? Son: She left you two weeks ago.
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Post by ARENA on Jun 5, 2024 15:15:17 GMT
I put my pants on the same as everyone else - hopping around on one foot looking for some furniture to hang on to. You've posted this in the wrong place.It is not a joke.
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Post by althea on Jun 7, 2024 15:56:52 GMT
Now we are in the age of driverless cars,it's just a matter of time before we have a country and western song of a truck leaving it's driver.
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Post by althea on Jun 7, 2024 15:58:06 GMT
Always remember - You MATTER. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then You ENERGY.
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Post by althea on Jun 7, 2024 16:00:26 GMT
I saw an opera about a rodent who goes round letting air out of peoples' tyres. Deflator Mouse.
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Post by althea on Jun 7, 2024 16:00:43 GMT
I am not needy. I am wanty........
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