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Post by althea on Aug 7, 2020 11:59:01 GMT
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Post by althea on Aug 7, 2020 11:59:34 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Aug 7, 2020 16:34:01 GMT
A cattle farmer went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the waiter brought him his steak it was rare -- very rare. The cow-farmer looked at it and demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.
"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.
"Cooked -- nothing," replied the cow-farmer. "I've seen cows injured worse than this and they've recovered"
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Post by aubrey on Aug 7, 2020 17:18:13 GMT
A joke isn't a pun until it's full groan.
My God.
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Post by aubrey on Aug 7, 2020 17:19:00 GMT
double post
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Post by caedmon ★★★ on Aug 7, 2020 22:16:23 GMT
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Post by aubrey on Aug 8, 2020 9:26:06 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Aug 8, 2020 10:37:35 GMT
There was a blonde, brunette and a red-head on a sinking ship. it takes two miles to get to shore, so the brunette swims one mile and drowns the red-head swam one mile and got eaten by a shark then the last blonde swam one mile got tired so she swam back.
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Post by rondetto on Aug 8, 2020 14:19:13 GMT
The teacher asks the class: Where do apples grow?
Smart Samantha answers: On apple trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do pears grow?
Clever Curtis answers: On pear trees.
The teacher asks the class: Where do dates grow?
The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: On calendars?
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Post by aubrey on Aug 8, 2020 15:44:47 GMT
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Post by aubrey on Aug 8, 2020 18:39:02 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2020 19:38:58 GMT
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Post by caedmon ★★★ on Aug 8, 2020 23:46:39 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Aug 9, 2020 7:01:53 GMT
I went shopping for shoes and I found the perfect pair.
They are my sole mates
Never do bedroom shopping while drunk
It can lead to a one nightstand.
I walked into the fish shop and asked the man for a large fish.
“It won’t be long,” said the fish shop man.
“Well it had better be wide then “I said.
A friend of mine got drunk and went to an auction.
He doesn’t remember a lot.
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Post by ARENA on Aug 9, 2020 8:07:24 GMT
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