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Post by althea on Nov 17, 2024 13:11:38 GMT
Revenge is beneath me - but accidents do happen.........
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Post by althea on Nov 17, 2024 13:15:29 GMT
It must be 20 years ago since my dad died, choking on Sushi - but it's still raw.....
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Post by althea on Nov 17, 2024 13:37:10 GMT
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today." They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' "So that was nice of them."
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Post by althea on Nov 18, 2024 12:42:35 GMT
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Post by althea on Nov 18, 2024 12:43:29 GMT
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Post by caliban on Nov 19, 2024 7:31:37 GMT
The philosopher, Descartes, goes into a fish and chip shop.
"Cod and chips, please," he says to the assistant.
"Do you want salt and vinegar on that?" she asks him.
Descartes shakes his head.
"I think not," he said... and promptly disappeared.
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Post by ARENA on Nov 19, 2024 8:11:33 GMT
The philosopher, Descartes, goes into a fish and chip shop. "Cod and chips, please," he says to the assistant. "Do you want salt and vinegar on that?" she asks him. Descartes shakes his head. "I think not," he said... and promptly disappeared. What he actually said was , "I'm pink therefor I'm spam. |
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Post by waiting4atickle on Nov 19, 2024 15:23:30 GMT
There were two Irishmen eating their sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said, "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:51:27 GMT
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: “Keep off the Grass.”
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:51:52 GMT
Thinking the Unthinkable................iceberg with a lisp
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:53:04 GMT
Went for my new glasses yesterday. The girl said' I THINK YOU'LL NEED THEM, THIS IS A CHIP SHOP.
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:56:50 GMT
My ultra-sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other brands.
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:57:40 GMT
Have you thought about an alternative energy provider?
No thanks I'm quite happy with FOOD.
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 15:59:52 GMT
I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude.
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Post by althea on Nov 19, 2024 16:00:51 GMT
Large husband falls down the stairs. Did you not hear anything he asked his wife? She said sorry, I thought it was the end of Eastenders.
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