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Post by althea on Oct 31, 2024 12:20:55 GMT
If you want to impress me with your car, you'd better be driving a food truck.......
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Post by althea on Oct 31, 2024 12:21:12 GMT
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey.
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Post by althea on Nov 1, 2024 16:25:25 GMT
Then there was the postman who was late on the fourth floor because he got a little behind on the third.
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Post by ARENA on Nov 2, 2024 13:42:25 GMT
I rubbed tomato ketchup in my eyes,,,
A silly thing to do in Heinzite
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Post by ARENA on Nov 2, 2024 14:00:44 GMT
I got abducted by Marcel Marceau , he did unspeakable things to me.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:22:46 GMT
Which Parisian landmark is 800 feet high and wobbles?
The Trifle Tower.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:23:33 GMT
I once bought a couple of items of clothing from a local store,
but when I got home discovered they were full of static.
However, the store changed them free of charge..
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:27:00 GMT
I don't trust stairs. Either they're up to something, or they just want to take you down.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:31:38 GMT
How ignorant do I have to be before I experience bliss?
Just curious............
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:32:01 GMT
Be kind to dentists. They have fillings too, you know.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:34:19 GMT
I spent ages trying to work out the meaning of inconsequential, then I realised it's not that important.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:35:52 GMT
There have been plenty of chicken jokes lately.
I guess the hens justify the memes.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:38:28 GMT
Why can't skeletons make music in church?
They don't have any organs.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:44:54 GMT
Dick was the world's most unsuccessful forger. He used to file the corners off 50p pieces, then try and pass them off as 10p coins.
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Post by althea on Nov 4, 2024 12:46:15 GMT
A pair of knickers was arguing with a bra, when hanging on the washing line, about who of them attracted men the most. The nightie said, "Do you mind being quiet, I've been up all night".
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