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Post by aubrey on Aug 3, 2019 9:21:07 GMT
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Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.
This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right..
While at the funeral of her own mother, a woman met a man who she did not know. She thought he was 'amazing'. She believed him to be her dream partner so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?
Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below..
Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear again at her sister's funeral. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test developed by a famous American psychologist, used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly... If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my e-mail list.
A psychopath or a writer, maybe.
Although there would be much easier ways of finding out who the bloke was.
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Post by rondetto on Aug 3, 2019 12:23:55 GMT
Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.
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Post by rondetto on Aug 3, 2019 12:28:34 GMT
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
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Post by aubrey on Aug 4, 2019 9:39:22 GMT
"The psychic said the best day for me to marry Mark was when Jupiter aligned with the moon. A 3-day window in June. But it was hard to find someone to marry us. There were plenty who were free but they weren't the right fit. Well, they objected to the kidnapping of Mark."
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Post by rondetto on Aug 4, 2019 10:36:55 GMT
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. . .
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex watch."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'll remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."
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Post by rondetto on Aug 4, 2019 14:30:28 GMT
For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfil a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide.
Three hours later, a Saint Bernard ploughed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin
"Hooray!" shouted the guide. "Here comes man's best friend!"
"Yeah," said Mulvaney. "An' look at the size of the dog that's bringin' it!"
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Post by althea on Aug 4, 2019 15:15:05 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2019 4:20:49 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Aug 5, 2019 10:50:59 GMT
As the bus pulled away, Janet realised she had left her handbag under the seat. Later she called the company and was relieved to find out the driver had found her bag. When she went to pick it up, several off- duty bus drivers surrounded her.
One of the men handed over her pocketbook, two typewritten pages, and a box containing the contents of Janet's purse.
"We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there."
As she started to put my belongings back into the pocketbook, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your handbag... and we'd like to see just how you do it."
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Post by rondetto on Aug 5, 2019 10:54:56 GMT
I was talking to a girl in a bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2019 9:39:16 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Aug 6, 2019 11:44:27 GMT
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall, "£500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!"
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps £500 down on it and says, "You got me that time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
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Post by althea on Aug 6, 2019 17:54:11 GMT
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Post by althea on Aug 6, 2019 18:28:15 GMT
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Post by althea on Aug 6, 2019 18:28:48 GMT
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