I've heard it said that the definition of a music nurd is someone who can name five drummers: well I can name five drummers who have played for Frank Zappa (usually) and five drummers who have played for The Fall (again, usually). A real nurd, me
An old woman approached Stephen King in a supermarket and said "You are the horror writer. I don’t read anything that you do. I just like things more genuine, like that Shawshank Redemption." He said, "I wrote that". And she said, "No you didn’t". And she walked off and went on her way.
Someone else do the countries, please.
A lot of beef comes from Argentina - that's all I remember from Geography.