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PMQ's
Sept 25, 2015 10:01:43 GMT
Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2015 10:01:43 GMT
PMQ’s had a whole new approach last week with Jeremy Corbyn asking the PM questions he had been sent by members of the public. I thought that was a lot better than the usual ‘What has the PM got in his diary for ….., etc’ He used code names for those who had posed the questions, Michael from Maidenhead’ and so on.
I did write and invited Mr Corbyn to ask the PM a question on my behalf, but no doubt he ran out of time. So below is my question.
‘JJ writes from his care home in Gloucestershire.
I am in a care home and only get the use of the washing machine two times a week. Can the PM tell me why, on a hot wash and with Biological powder I am still unable to get the skid marks out of my Long Johns?’
Are there any other questions which members of this board think could be asked of the PM by Mr Corbyn?
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PMQ's
Sept 25, 2015 12:47:38 GMT
Post by arfurmo on Sept 25, 2015 12:47:38 GMT
‘JJ writes from his care home in Gloucestershire. I am in a care home and only get the use of the washing machine two times a week. Can the PM tell me why, on a hot wash and with Biological powder I am still unable to get the skid marks out of my Long The PM would have probably replied ' JJ from Gloucs should get another pair of underpants so that he has more than one pair'
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PMQ's
Sept 25, 2015 13:05:01 GMT
Post by ARENA on Sept 25, 2015 13:05:01 GMT
Is JJ a (skid) Marxist?
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PMQ's
Sept 25, 2015 14:33:06 GMT
Post by Hansard on Sept 25, 2015 14:33:06 GMT
David Cameron rises to his feet.
‘Mr Speaker
The Rt Honourable gentleman has asked a very important question which one day may be a problem for us all.
I feel that a dammed good soaking overnight in Napisan (other brands are available) should solve the problem, failing which I suggest he changes the preferred colour of his Long Johns from white to brown.’
Loud cries of ere ere
Mr Corbyn rises to his feet.
‘As is typical of this government and the Rt Honourable gentleman opposite he has failed to answer the question other than make a preposterous suggestion which will at best mask the problem. Is he prepared to make Napisan available to this poor gentleman on prescription?’
Louder cries of ere ere and much waving of order papers.
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PMQ's
Sept 25, 2015 15:31:51 GMT
Post by ARENA on Sept 25, 2015 15:31:51 GMT
Or as I used to say to Bonking Boris, when we pulled a randy village bint. One bang and it's gone!
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