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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 13:58:09 GMT
There was a young lass from Bombay
Who was put in the family way
By the mate of a lugger
And ignorant bugger
Who always spelt kunt with a k.
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Post by scorp on May 21, 2015 5:22:07 GMT
There was a young man of Calcutta
Who went to write "cunt" on a shutter
He'd written "c.u."
When a pious Hindu
Knocked him arse over head in the gutter.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2015 13:27:00 GMT
There was a young lady from Barking Creek
Who had her periods twice a week
Her friends from Woking
Said how provoking
Not much poking so to speak
(this one could run a bit!)
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 9:17:33 GMT
While Titian was mixing rose-madder
His model was posed on a ladder
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he jumped on the ladder and ad er.
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Post by goldelox on May 22, 2015 10:33:29 GMT
There was a young lady,from Norway,
Who hung by her heels from the doorway.
Said to her young man,
"Get off the divan,
I think I've discovered one more way!"
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2015 13:10:45 GMT
They gave me a box of tin soldiers
Which I sometimes would play with in bed
When I tired of the Captains and Colonels
I played with my privates instead.
(sorry, only 4 lines, I cant remember the fifth)
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Post by scorp on Dec 16, 2015 22:30:27 GMT
There was a young man from Madras
Whose bollocks were made of spun glass
As they jangled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his arse.
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Post by scorp on Dec 16, 2015 23:14:40 GMT
"My dear Mrs Ormsby-Gore
I can't carry on any more.
I'm covered with sweat
You haven't come yet -
Just look at the time - half-past four!"
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