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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 9:20:25 GMT
One said by a laconic sales engineer at a meeting to his director.
"That is perhaps the best idea we have heard since Napoleon decided to march on Moscow".
He kept his job because he was so damned good t it. The director lasted about 2 years.
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Post by anybody on Sept 4, 2014 13:35:27 GMT
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 14:14:30 GMT
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my arse!
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Post by jimshoo on Sept 14, 2014 8:45:37 GMT
Shaw: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend—if you have one.
Churchill: Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second—if there is one.
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Post by scorp on Sept 14, 2014 9:22:56 GMT
How about Byron's epitaph on Lord Castlereagh...
"Posterity will ne'er survey A nobler scene than this. Here lie the bones of Castlereagh. Stop traveller, and piss."
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Post by ARENA on Sept 20, 2014 13:45:10 GMT
Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork!
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Post by Nobody on Sept 21, 2014 2:05:57 GMT
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Post by jimshoo on Sept 21, 2014 9:37:47 GMT
George Bernard Shaw. Here are two tickets to my first night.Bring a friend, if you have one. Oscar Wilde. Can't be at your first night.Come to your second, if you have one.
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Post by goldelox on Sept 26, 2014 9:53:34 GMT
Religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, but when you take it out and wave it in my face, that's when we have a problem.
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Post by Nobody on Sept 27, 2014 2:44:25 GMT
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
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Post by scorp on Sept 27, 2014 6:59:08 GMT
If his brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow his hat off...
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Post by jimshoo on Sept 27, 2014 9:09:54 GMT
What you lack in intelligence,you more than make up for in stupidity
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Post by seadog on Sept 13, 2015 6:57:04 GMT
something our art master said at school has just come back to me 'Every time I open my mouth some fool starts talking'.
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Post by ARENA on Sept 13, 2015 8:25:27 GMT
LOL!
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