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Post by goldelox on Aug 26, 2014 13:23:39 GMT
“He was a great influence on me. I don't know what happened to him. I think he failed and went to America.”
―Claude Rains
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Post by anybody on Aug 27, 2014 8:12:28 GMT
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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Post by scorp on Aug 27, 2014 8:34:20 GMT
I did anjoy someone's reference to Alec Salmond as 'great pudding of the chieftain race'...
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Post by jimshoo on Aug 27, 2014 12:19:38 GMT
LOL
She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.
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Post by ARENA on Aug 28, 2014 9:53:41 GMT
Rap.............why shouldn't tone-deaf people enjoy themselves too!
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Post by goldelox on Aug 28, 2014 10:59:17 GMT
I like that one,A.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2014 11:29:04 GMT
He has many hidden attributes. And he has kept them hidden all his life.
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Post by ARENA on Aug 28, 2014 15:37:24 GMT
A modest man....with much to be modest about.
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Post by scorp on Aug 29, 2014 10:08:49 GMT
I was born with nothing. And I've still got most of it...
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Post by jimshoo on Aug 29, 2014 11:38:44 GMT
I never forget a face -but in your case I'll try to make an exception.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 14:38:47 GMT
Maybe slightly off topic but one I use for children kicking off
He has all the attributes of primitive man
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Post by scorp on Aug 29, 2014 16:24:41 GMT
Why don't you lean on the wall? That's plastered, too...
Nice suit... who shines it for you?
I like the Doctor Johnson one, to a man who had sent him a copy of his book - "The book is both good and original. Unfortunately, the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good..."
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2014 16:33:09 GMT
One said by a master at my school, no, not to me.
If you were 50% more intelligent you would be a half wit
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Post by goldelox on Aug 29, 2014 17:34:37 GMT
A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
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Post by scorp on Aug 29, 2014 20:27:26 GMT
My father, who hailed from Liverpool, would say of somone weak "He couldn't fight his way out of a wet Echo" - referring of course to the Liverpool Echo newspaper...
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