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Post by ARENA on Jun 9, 2014 14:05:01 GMT
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>> 1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against
>> the bastard who made ye sad.
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>> 2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
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>> 3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would
>> probably want to be involved in.
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>> 4. When ye are scared -- I will tak the piss out of ye every chance I
>> get, until you're NOT.
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>> 5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it
>> could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!
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>> 6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words .
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>> 7... When ye are sick -- Stay the **** away from me until ye are well
>> again. I don't want whatever ye've got.
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>> 8... When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy
>> arse, .......but I'll help you up.
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>> 9... This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
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>> Because you are my friend.
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>> Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
>> can feel the true warmth...
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