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Post by ARENA on Jun 3, 2014 14:53:07 GMT
Just been offered a 42" Plasma TV for £10. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought sod it, at that price you can't turn it down.
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Post by ARENA on Jun 3, 2014 14:55:28 GMT
Who lead the Jews through a semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses
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Post by jimshoo on Jun 4, 2014 12:45:59 GMT
My mate swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner, they took him to hospital and he is picking up quite nicely.
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apple
Getting On
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Post by apple on Jun 4, 2014 19:31:42 GMT
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Post by jimshoo on Jun 5, 2014 8:42:41 GMT
I made a chicken salad yesterday
Ungrateful bastard didn't eat it!
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Post by ARENA on Jun 6, 2014 9:18:44 GMT
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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Post by jimshoo on Jun 7, 2014 11:26:20 GMT
Here are the headlines
Just above the eyebrows
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Post by goldelox on Jun 10, 2014 9:53:26 GMT
Took me a minute, Jim lol
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