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Post by jimshoo on Jan 8, 2014 13:14:43 GMT
A Scotsman who lived down in Wilts
Was prevented from walking on stilts.
He would lose all his poise
At the thought of small boys
Who might laugh when they looked up his kilts.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2014 14:23:49 GMT
While walking a beach down near Weston I spotted a lass with no vest on She was not a bit shy (And neither was I  ) So I gave her my shoulder to rest on. |
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Post by jimshoo on Feb 20, 2014 10:45:04 GMT
THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER FROM LEEDS
WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS
IT SOON CAME TO PASS
HE WAS COVERED WITH GRASS
BUT HAS ALL THE TOMATOES HE NEEDS
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2014 12:42:46 GMT
While Titian was mixing rose-madder
His model was posed on a ladder
her position to Titian
Suggested coition
So he climbed up the ladder and had her.
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Post by jimshoo on Feb 20, 2014 14:24:52 GMT
There was an old man from Gosham,
who took out his balls to wash ’em,
his wife said “Jack!,
if you don’t put ‘em back,
I’ll stand on the buggers and squash ’em!”
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Post by scorp on Feb 20, 2014 17:13:17 GMT
There was a young man from Madras
Whose bollocks were made of spun brass
When they jangled together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his arse...
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Post by scorp on Mar 23, 2014 9:01:57 GMT
There was a young lady named Gloria
Who was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier
Another ten men
And Sir Gerald again
And the band from the Waldorf Astoria.
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Post by ARENA on Mar 24, 2014 10:08:51 GMT
There once was a man named Sir Lancelot
Who went to parties and danced a lot
When making a pass
At a young pretty lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot!
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Post by scorp on Apr 5, 2014 16:42:29 GMT
Another musical one...
There was a young lady from Lytham
Who sang with a band and slept with 'em
It's sad to relate
She has twelve kids to date;
Five saxes, four brass and three rhythm!
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