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Apr 2, 2024 21:49:59 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 2, 2024 21:49:59 GMT
What's tomorrow got in store I suppose we could ask for more Good weather.
Perhaps another day may bring Different birds that sing Another song.
This old heart of mine Is pumping a beat just fine That's pleasing.
Long life is a ripe old age When we've reached that stage Without memory
You can't please everyone Sometimes it's none That's life.
Don't intrude Because it's rude So's swearing.
From cradle to grave You'll be a money slave Or broke.
People tell you what to do I don't listen much do you? Selective hearing.
Rob Peter to pay Paul When you've got nothing at all You starve.
Anyone of us can be a mistake Did your daddies rubber break? Who's telling?
people at work, rest and play Get this virus every day Who's next?
The sanitisation Of our nation Ain't working.
Some expert reckons Wash hands for twenty seconds With spit?
With no vaccine within reach Trump recommends injecting bleach Him first?
It's funny how a bit of good weather Brings us all together Without complaining.
A couple of degrees rise And they come as no surprise Beach bums.
Not two metres apart today The sun's of to play Apathy rules.
You'll know if you were fit When you see your own eighty year old shit Without jogging.
There's no evidence to suggest That two metres appart is best Fingers crossed?
Keep away! Keep away!Keep away? We are shouting it everyday Nobodies listening.
A baby in number ten Nothing unusual there then? Wotsits name?
Boris had to mention Another lockdown extension More tears.
More rain and duty calls Stuck inside these four walls Killing time.
Stepping outside is far to risky Sat inside sipping whisky With lemonade.
Care homes are counting their dead Thousands at home now baking bread And cakes.
Captain Tom has his hundreth birthday And an R A F flypast to mark the day Keep walking.
Some shops have reopened again this week We hope they don't cause a second virus peak Stay home.
Colonel Tom's fundraiser comes to an end Gifting the NHS 32 million to spend Historic performance.
What's this bloody virus all about? We don't want to stay in or go out Without doubt.
We're fighting an enemy unseen what's more It can fit through the letter flap in your front door Keep aware.
C-19's still spreading that's the news Stay in or catch it, you can choose Your fate.
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Apr 2, 2024 22:04:57 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 2, 2024 22:04:57 GMT
Rishi Sunak Needs a new hack He's losing.
Angela Rayner Who can explain her Tax situation?
Kier Starmer Ain't no vote charmer Is he?
Boris Johnson Now long gone son Bloody fibber.
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Apr 3, 2024 22:21:27 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 3, 2024 22:21:27 GMT
Le Pétomane His arse is playing Wind music.
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Apr 4, 2024 22:36:11 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 4, 2024 22:36:11 GMT
Life's too short to argue No matter your point of view Just smile.
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 5, 2024 13:23:22 GMT
The Tory party delusion That they are not all in confusion Ain't working .
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 6, 2024 21:55:16 GMT
Major and Curry What a flurry Hot poppadoms ?
The Tory party All hale and hearty More wine! (Whine?)
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 12, 2024 7:44:52 GMT
Cyborg Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets operational lifesaver Pacemaker fitted.
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Apr 18, 2024 7:25:10 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 18, 2024 7:25:10 GMT
Meghan Markle In jam debacle How sweet?
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Apr 29, 2024 8:32:07 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 29, 2024 8:32:07 GMT
Humza Yousaf Go Green gaffe It's goodbye?
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Apr 30, 2024 22:11:54 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on Apr 30, 2024 22:11:54 GMT
Some expert reckons Wash hands for twenty seconds With spit?
With no vaccine within reach Trump recommends injecting bleach Him first?
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May 5, 2024 21:43:40 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on May 5, 2024 21:43:40 GMT
Max Verstappen How did that happen Second today.
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May 16, 2024 8:58:10 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on May 16, 2024 8:58:10 GMT
Keir Starmer Six pledge drama Act One.
Starmer happy He's changed his nappy Act two.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 17, 2024 21:49:03 GMT
Sir Keir Starmer Now an embalmer Burying pledges.
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May 24, 2024 7:03:50 GMT
Post by rikiiboy on May 24, 2024 7:03:50 GMT
Sunak V Starmer Our new Summer drama soporific effect ?
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Post by rikiiboy on May 28, 2024 9:39:24 GMT
The July the forth election and choosing from a poor selection Self harming?
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