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Post by rikiiboy on May 6, 2024 18:12:16 GMT
The end of an era the end of an age
As we now demolish our concrete stage
Those with the powers
Build tall glass towers
Because now they're all the rage.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 7, 2024 15:23:26 GMT
Oh to be in the 1950's house
With the bed bugs 'n' old head louse
With smog 'n' smoking chimney pots
Me with all my juvenile spots
To sit once more in Sunday school
With with our screeched renditions cruel
Playing hopscotch with the chalk and slate
It's only now I think it was great
When our legs could run evermore
Like a flash we were out the door
Playing cowboys 'n' indians again
Come cloud , sunshine or come rain
Saturday matinee at the local flicks
Was all us lot did for kicks
With soap to make our poor hair go stiff
Briliantine for those with a real quiff.(ahh)
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Post by rikiiboy on May 7, 2024 16:10:07 GMT
Ohh what fools we are to think we're free
When those who rule steal our liberty
All new laws forced down our throat
Without even a majority vote
The rich still are in total control
With the poor selling their mortal soul
Not for avarice but sheer necessity
To rent our gas,water and electricity
The elderly face a Winter,cold,alone
With just a whimper a shivering moan
Where once were youngsters wild and free
Now freeze the old in near poverty
The nation's wealth,kitty,pot
Given to the richest banking lot
Who will always party on bonus's with glee
The meagre profits off you and me.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 7, 2024 21:56:00 GMT
What a metamorphosis
When you slither behind the wheel
You drive your car quite bizarre
Forgetting how you feel
Losing all your reasoning
Disengaging all between your ears
In an advanced stage of road rage
Before you engage the gears
You pull into the flow of traffic
Gesticulating as you pull off your drive
With no recognisable signals
To the rest of us alive
You now aim your vehicle
At the overtaking lane
Mercilessly cutting up
Everyone else again
Another white knuckle ride
That's the order of the day
And woe betide any other fool
That foolishly gets in your way.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 8, 2024 9:52:13 GMT
Oh to be in England when all the whingers cease
Just for a few minutes while my ears enjoy peace
Not happy when all's well seeking comfort in depression
We are at our happiest when our nation's in recession
We moan about the government no matter who's in power
Boy if this were olden times the lot'd be in the tower
Liberal,Labour or Conservative they're completely out'a touch
They've got their spinning language we call double Dutch
We moan about the cricket the football even the rugger
But when it comes to our weather now that's the real B**ger
Even when we're at the bus stop it's please after you
Now aint that just the old fashioned way that puts us back at t'queue?.......
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Post by rikiiboy on May 8, 2024 21:42:08 GMT
Theresa May and her neck chain
Is pictured in our news so vain
It is rather dull
So give it a pull
To see if she'll flush again.
May 30, 2017.
Corbyn and May go head to head
Parts of their manifestos are read
They give us their spiel
yet we get too feel
We're hearing the three bears instead!
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Post by rikiiboy on May 9, 2024 17:59:49 GMT
Fancy words laced with rhetoric
Quite simply doesn't do the trick
When folks have been killed
By the evil willed
Action's more specific.
Diane Abbott is nothing new
Often changes her point of view
At math she's inept
She's clearly not deft
How do these MPs get through?
Diane Abbott claims she is back
After a diabetic attack
Her problems will mount
When she tries to count
She's only there for the Craic!
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Post by rikiiboy on May 9, 2024 18:08:58 GMT
Witches gather upon the heath
All creatures cringe beneath
Broom sticks clack against the night
The coven whoops in delight
Chanting all verses obscene
Echoing the call of halloween
Ogres,monsters,bats and ghouls
Are eager tonight to gorge on fools
Lanterns sway to illuminate the path
That demons walk to demonstrate their wrath
Bring all your little children to us
That we may devour their puss
Nothing on Earth shall remain
When we have feasted on the sane
Girls and boys and all their toys
All their joys ,all their ploys
We'll find all their hiding places
None shall escape there'll be no traces
Fiendish lanterns ever burn so bright
For its more than moths We seek tonight..
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Post by rikiiboy on May 9, 2024 18:20:23 GMT
A randy old woman from Kent
Gave up having sex for lent
Her vibrator was broke
It had lost its stroke
and all her batteries were spent.
Referendum? referendum?
The SNP will never end 'em
Taxing beer and whiskey
Is extremely risky
As sobriety will bend 'em!
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Post by rikiiboy on May 10, 2024 18:14:33 GMT
When you're feeling down an lonely
Your future doesn't look to bright
Because the realisation is that you're only
Being shat on from a great height......
Here we go again the orderly queue
Where those who came last will push past you
They've taken all the bog roll and the anti bac too
Then again what else would you expect an ar***ole to do?
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Post by rikiiboy on May 14, 2024 12:49:18 GMT
Our world is changing
We've past the point of no return
All our seas are rising
As we see our frozen forests burn
We are a scavenging race
Tunneling deep with our mechanical tools
Stripping away our finite resources
Simply for profit, what fools ?
What about the future ?
As parts of our planet start to boil
Our precious drinking water wasted
No more nutrients in our soil....
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Post by rikiiboy on May 15, 2024 10:15:58 GMT
Ohh the joys of getting old Are manyfold I'm told Your days are all the same When both your legs feel lame So, here we go again Another day another pain You get all the breaks A brand new bone that aches I'll think someone's taking the piss If I get much more of this My hands have started to quiver Almost like a shiver My muscles now hang down Hidden under my dressing gown The knee knocking is bad My penguin gait so sad Life doesn't seem so much fun When you can no longer run For my retirement I am glad It's the best job I never had Life is certainly rather unkind When what follows you is your behind A wrinkled face all rather glum Baggy trousers and baggy bum Muscle memory now's all it is Is this metamorphosis? When your life is simply shit It's all about the depth of it It's like quicksand don't you think The more you struggle the more you sink Yet some days I am quite cock a hoop The bowels have removed bricks of poop The sun is shinning it's a lovely day What new disaster is heading my way?.....  |
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Post by rikiiboy on May 21, 2024 12:41:59 GMT
I can't see what the future has to say
Fate will always come into play
What ever the results life sends our way
The cards you have you play anyway
Luck is an unpredictable tool
That has turned many without it into a fool
Life can become one endless duel
When nature itself breaks every rule.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 26, 2024 22:13:34 GMT
(an old one I wrote in 2012)
Well...our Charley urged the crowd
Of his mother to be proud
To raise their voices so old Phil
Could hear them as he lays ill
The Queen as always composed
Wore ear plugs,not toffee nosed
Amused as old Tom and Paul
Will Iam And Stevie had a ball
Though she never got down with the beat
Many minions swooned at her feet
Her diamond anniversary to celebrate
She missed Tom by arriving late
Sadly the funky night had to end
To her official business she did tend
By placing a diamond in a special frame
To ignite the 2012 olympic flame
Well... Liz please forgive me when I say
(ma'am)You're worth more than any diamond,anyday.
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Post by rikiiboy on May 30, 2024 8:40:52 GMT
Take down your England flags
Put them all away
All the euphoria of yesterday
Has sure gone today
No more white knuckle ride
The disappointment is on every face
A feeling of dispondency
Heads bowed in disgrace
The pubs tonight are empty
There's plenty of room to sit
The craic has gone there's nothing on
To cheer us all up a bit
Still it's only a game you say
Through your pathetic pursed lips
But football's in our blood my friends
Not killing or sinking ships.......innit?
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