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Post by althea on Dec 9, 2023 17:38:53 GMT
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frost bite.
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Post by althea on Dec 9, 2023 17:40:05 GMT
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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Post by althea on Dec 11, 2023 16:56:28 GMT
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
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Post by althea on Dec 11, 2023 16:58:06 GMT
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?
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Post by althea on Dec 11, 2023 16:58:57 GMT
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can Ho Ho Ho.
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