21st Century Carols.....

God Rest You poor small businessmen
Who've managed to survive;
Be glad in this e-con-o-my
That you are still alive;
Give shouts of praise at Christmas time
When folks who buy appear;

There's a chance...you'll break even for the year
For the whole year
There's a chance that you'll break even for the year

The chain stores and con-glom-er-ates
Have brought you to your knees;
High taxes, rent and labour costs
Have caught you in a squeeze;
The cost of goods keeps going up
Inflation's running on

So give thanks....you can buy cheap from Taiwan
Good old Taiwan
So give thanks that you can buy cheap from Taiwan!