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Post by ARENA on Jan 23, 2021 8:50:00 GMT
Teacher: How old is your father,Archie?
Archie: 6 sir
Teacher: How could he be 6?
Archie: Before I was born he wasn't my father.
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Post by jonjel2 on Feb 3, 2021 11:51:10 GMT
Mum, I cant find my dictionary.
Have you looked upstairs?
I cant look anything up...... |
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Post by marispiper on Mar 27, 2021 16:16:33 GMT
Teacher: Look at your hands, filthy! What would you say if my hands looked like that?
Boy: We'd be too polite to mention it, Miss.
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Post by marispiper on Mar 27, 2021 16:21:26 GMT
This is part of a real conversation between me and a little boy visiting us when I showed him where our toilet was..
Boy: What's that there? (pointing to Toilet Duck freshener on the rim)
Me: Ah, that' s a little block that makes my toilet smell nice.
Boy: Oh...my mum CLEANS ours 😆😆😆😆
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Post by maywalk on Mar 29, 2021 19:50:40 GMT
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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