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Post by ARENA on Jun 1, 2020 13:57:55 GMT
New coronavirus guidelines have made it illegal to have sex in your own home with a person from another household from today. The government is set to lay out the new regulations this morning, which will ban people from socialising indoors with a person from outside your household bubble. The new regulation reads: ‘No person may participate in a gathering which takes place in a public or private place indoors, and consists of two or more persons.’ Until today, the person who goes inside another person’s home would have been the one breaching the rules. However, now both people could be prosecuted under the new amendment to the The Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) Regulations 2020 bill, that is set to be presented before Parliament on Monday morning. Previous rules did not include wording about meeting in private places as the general message was to ‘stay at home’ and to avoid all but essential travel. Now only those with ‘reasonable excuses’ will be allowed to meet privately indoors – which does not include meeting up to have sex. Read more: metro.co.uk/2020/06/01/sex-someone-dont-live-illegal-today-12785637/?ito=newsnow-feed?ito=cbshare |
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Post by jimmy2020 on Jun 2, 2020 12:26:45 GMT
How will it be monitored? A wonderful new app to be tried out on the Isle of Wight which won't work anyway like all the others? Or an army of new recruits checking everybody out?  |
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Post by aubrey on Jun 2, 2020 13:34:25 GMT
How will it be monitored? A wonderful new app to be tried out on the Isle of Wight which won't work anyway like all the others? Or an army of new recruits checking everybody out?
Those little cameras on your laptops and phones, of course.
The system won't work either, but that doesn't matter.
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Post by jimmy2020 on Jun 2, 2020 13:53:53 GMT
How will it be monitored? A wonderful new app to be tried out on the Isle of Wight which won't work anyway like all the others? Or an army of new recruits checking everybody out?
Those little cameras on your laptops and phones, of course.
The system won't work either, but that doesn't matter.
You could be on to something there, these Alexa devices that everyone has and talks to, record everything that happens |
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Post by aubrey on Jun 2, 2020 13:58:39 GMT
Those little cameras on your laptops and phones, of course.
The system won't work either, but that doesn't matter.
You could be on to something there, these Alexa devices that everyone has and talks to, record everything that happens
We'll need a code.
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Post by aubrey on Jun 2, 2020 14:00:06 GMT
You could be on to something there, these Alexa devices that everyone has and talks to, record everything that happens
We'll need a code.
When I say "We" I mean people in general, not me and thee. Just in case. 😉
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Post by jimmy2020 on Jun 2, 2020 14:49:58 GMT
I wonder of this is a Cummings notion de=reamed up at the request of Johnson's fiancé to stop him "wandering"
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Post by goodlookingone on Jun 2, 2020 18:45:59 GMT
No Indoor Fornicating will play Havoc with the Local Wife Swapping(s) Club. And that will wreck the Proffits of The Local Cab outfit...
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Post by ARENA on Jun 3, 2020 6:07:49 GMT
This rule does not apply to Bogus Johnson of course.
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Post by jimmy2020 on Jun 3, 2020 7:40:28 GMT
Headline todays Telegraph
"Boris to take charge of dealing with covid"
Who the hell has been in charge to date then?
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