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Post by ARENA on Oct 18, 2013 10:54:17 GMT
Lets have your poems, either your own or your favourites.
There once was a chap called Arena Who fancied a young ballerina Whilst performing the splits He grabbed at her tits And now he awaits a subpoena
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Post by ARENA on Oct 21, 2013 16:06:49 GMT
Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not among the dead, though I'm getting more forgetful and mixed up in the head. I got used to my arthritis, to my dentures I'm resigned, I can manage my bifocals but God I miss my mind, For sometimes I can't remember, when I stand at the foot of the stairs, if I must go up for something, or have just come down from there. And before the fridge so often, my poor mind is filled with doubt, have I just put food away, or have I come to take some out? And there's the time when it is dark with my nightcap on my head, I don't know if I'm retiring, or just getting out of bed. So if it's my turn to write to you, there's no need for getting sore, I may think that I have written and don't want to be a bore. So, remember that I love you and wish that you were near but now it's nearly mail time so I must say good-bye dear, There I stand beside the mailbox with a face so very red, instead of mailing you my letter, I opened it instead!
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Post by spot on Nov 4, 2013 11:43:28 GMT
ukoldieschat.boards.net is awarded an online rosette for its musings galore well-informed though obscure on Repaying the National Debt
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Post by ARENA on Nov 4, 2013 12:19:23 GMT
I've replied to you verse, like a shot To tell you, I liked it a lot Many people are shiftin' To be near to Clifton Oh what a wonderful Spot!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2013 16:11:29 GMT
An old one that I remember. My grany wrote it in my autograph book (fess up, we ALL had one) when I was about 10. That would have been around 1904.....
To him she replied when he asked her to wed Go to father. Now she knew that he knew that her father was dead And she knew that he knew the bad life he had lead So she knew that he knew what she meant when she said Go to father!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2013 11:25:24 GMT
A modest young lady from Bristol Decided to pee on a thistle But the pain in her thighs Brought tears to her eyes And made all the onlookers whistle
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