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Post by ARENA on Feb 19, 2019 9:09:47 GMT
There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint.
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Post by ARENA on Feb 19, 2019 9:26:33 GMT
There was an old lady called Hilda
Who lived on the isle of St Kilda
Spent all of her pension
To have an extension
Which she got from a nice friendly builder
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Post by althea on Feb 22, 2019 16:09:27 GMT
While doing the hokey cokey
I gave a young lady a pokey
She knocked me out flat
Said,"No more of that
I don't consider that jokey."
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Post by althea on Feb 22, 2019 16:10:10 GMT
She was bed-able
Legs easily spread-able
But mother said,"No,
That floozie must go
She's absolutely un-wed-able."
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Post by althea on Mar 4, 2019 16:22:31 GMT
A dog loving chap name of Nicholas
with grooming was keen and meticulous
His pooch went on show
With red nails and pink bow,
but despite this looked faintly ridiculous.
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Post by althea on Mar 15, 2019 15:05:15 GMT
There's a wonderful family called Stein,
There's Gert and there's EP and there's Ein,
Gert's poems are bunk,
Ep's statues are junk,
And no one can understand Ein.
(not mine.)
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Post by althea on Mar 15, 2019 15:07:11 GMT
There was a young farm hand named Burke
who pulled up his cart with a jerk.
As his load of manure
was a bit insecure
he was up to his neck in his work.
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Post by althea on Mar 15, 2019 15:10:24 GMT
There once was a girl called Irene
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin
a new hydrocarbon
and since then she's never benzine.
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Post by althea on Apr 9, 2019 15:22:24 GMT
There was a young lady from Spain
Who liked to make love on a train.
Not now and again,
But NOW and AGAIN
and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN.
That reminds me,anyone seen my BR timetable?
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