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Post by anybody on Jan 21, 2018 10:15:59 GMT
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Post by goldelox on Feb 3, 2018 8:41:07 GMT
While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.
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Post by althea on Feb 25, 2018 12:20:48 GMT
There was a young lady of Twickenham
Whose boots were too tight to walk quickenham
She walked for a mile
Then stopped at a stile
And took the boots off and was sickenham.
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Post by anybody on Feb 26, 2018 8:30:52 GMT
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Post by ARENA on Nov 30, 2018 13:12:39 GMT
When I'm old and manky,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants
and sometimes get quite cranky.
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Post by rondetto on Feb 3, 2019 13:09:02 GMT
There once was a girl of New York
whose body was lighter than cork
She had to be fed
For six weeks upon lead
Before she went out for a walk
Consider the poor Hippopotamus
His life is truly monotonous
He lives half asleep
At the edge of the deep
And face is as big as his bottom is
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2019 18:08:57 GMT
There once was a Scott named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
'Twas not his size
That caused such suprise
'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter
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Post by ARENA on Feb 4, 2019 13:29:03 GMT
I once met a chap called Aubrey
Who wanted to do an armed-robbery
But our erstwhile looter
Got a smack on the hooter
And it came up just like a strawberry
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Post by aubrey on Feb 4, 2019 13:37:25 GMT
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Hey!
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Post by althea on Feb 16, 2019 16:52:09 GMT
There was a young man from Devizes
Whose ears were two different sizes
One was quite small
And no use at all
But the other was huge and won prizes.
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Post by althea on Feb 16, 2019 16:53:10 GMT
I sat next to the Duchess at tea.
And it was as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal.
We're something phenomenal.
And everyone thought it was me!
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Post by althea on Feb 16, 2019 16:54:50 GMT
A buxom young barmaid from Wales
On her breasts wrote the prices of ales
And on her behind
(for the sake of the blind)
She had the same information in Braille.
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Post by themanwhoknewnothing on Feb 17, 2019 8:15:44 GMT
A fellow called Hardwick played cricket
And one day with the ball he was struck
And onto his grave
Was written the phrase
“Hardwick, Hard ball, hard luck.”
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Post by ARENA on Feb 18, 2019 9:22:22 GMT
There was a man from Leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than a hour
his cock was a flower
and his arse was a bunch of weeds
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Post by ARENA on Feb 18, 2019 9:25:51 GMT
One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
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