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Duck!
Mar 5, 2014 10:28:14 GMT
Post by jimshoo on Mar 5, 2014 10:28:14 GMT
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feels a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?" "Huey," replies the duck. ... "So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck."So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?"
The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
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Duck!
Mar 5, 2014 20:00:23 GMT
Post by Guest on Mar 5, 2014 20:00:23 GMT
Aha, an avicular version of the old Primrose Hill joke.
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Duck!
Mar 6, 2014 9:00:39 GMT
Post by ARENA on Mar 6, 2014 9:00:39 GMT
Why not send us the original 'guest'
BTW membership is free!
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Duck!
Mar 6, 2014 18:34:18 GMT
Post by Guest on Mar 6, 2014 18:34:18 GMT
Why not send us the original... OK, on your head be it!
Two boys an a girl are late back to school after the lunch break.
"Why are you late?" the teacher asked the first boy.
"Sorry Miss, I've been up Primrose Hill."
"And why are you late?" she asked of the second boy.
"Sorry, Miss but I've been up Primrose Hill, too" came the reply.
"Oh", said the teacher turning to the girl, "and I suppose you've been up Primrose Hill as well."
No, Miss", came the reply. "I am Primrose Hill!"
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Duck!
Mar 6, 2014 19:00:52 GMT
Post by scorp on Mar 6, 2014 19:00:52 GMT
I've not come here to listen to a load of filth! I can get that at home...
Great stuff, chaps!
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Duck!
Mar 7, 2014 9:53:51 GMT
Post by ARENA on Mar 7, 2014 9:53:51 GMT
Nice one guest. Got any more?
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