Hotel room

One I remember was told on TV by I think Jimmy Tarbuck

A man visiting London rang an escort agency. 'I want you to send me a tall slim black girl'

There was a knock on his hotel room door and in came a tall slim beautiful black girl.

He looked her up and down and said

'you'll do, take your clothes off and then kneel in front of the fire'

This done he opened the bedroom door and brought in a Great Dane.

Then said


'Right then Fido, now this is what you are going to look like if you don't eat your Kennomeat'