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Post by ARENA on Jul 17, 2013 15:53:53 GMT
I'm one o'them unlucky old timers Who suffers a lot with Altzheimers But I've taken the time To pen this here rhyme You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din
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Post by scorp on Jul 30, 2013 13:45:12 GMT
Twinkle, twinkle little star How you wonder who I am Way up in the sky so low You're a better man than I am, Old Black Joe.
A polar bear sleeps in his little bear skin He sleeps very well, I am told. Last night I slept in my little bare skin And I got a heck of a cold!
from Spike Jones's "Liebestraum"
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Post by ARENA on Jul 30, 2013 14:57:28 GMT
I wish I were a glow worm A glow worm's never glum 'Cos how can you be sad When the sun shines out yer bum!
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Post by scorp on Jul 30, 2013 16:19:43 GMT
I eat my peas with honey I've done so all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife!
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Post by ARENA on Jul 31, 2013 9:33:55 GMT
How I wish that I was tidy How I wish that I was neat How I wish I was methodical Like others down out street. I tried to stem the rising tide I tried to hold it back But I have been the victim Of a heap of stuff attack.
Pam Ayres
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Post by jimshoo on Jul 31, 2013 9:38:55 GMT
I am sitting on the sofa. By the fire and staying in. Me head is free of comfort And me nose is free of skin Me friends have run for cover, They have left me pale and sick With me pockets full of tissues And me nostrils full of Vick.
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tina
Silver Surfer
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Post by tina on Jul 31, 2013 9:57:38 GMT
;DLOL ;D
MORE. I love these
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Post by ARENA on Jul 31, 2013 11:01:58 GMT
There was a young monarch called Ed, Who took Mrs. Simpson to bed, As they bounced up and down, He said, "Bugger the crown! We'll give it to Albert instead."
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Post by scorp on Jul 31, 2013 11:38:23 GMT
Right...
There was a young lady named Gloria Who was 'had' by Sir Gerald du Maurier; Another ten men, And Sir Gerald again And the band from the Waldorf-Astoria.
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