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Post by ARENA on Jan 31, 2016 13:46:27 GMT
I started a blog, some years ago and found it the other day.
A silly extract (BTW the news item is real)
Nice one squirrel...............
News item:
Iran claims that 14 squirrels found near their borders are spies.
The state sponsored news agency , IRNA said - " In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders.
The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence service"..............
The debonair Nutkin, sipped his peanut colada and smiled at his companion, Nutella.
"I'm off on a sortie to the middle east tomorrow. Can't say where, all a bit hush hush.
She gazed into his hazel eyes. "Oh ,Nutty, you are so brave. Will it be dangerous?"
"Well old thing, we've lost 14 chaps this month already. Most of the Flying Squirrel Brigade. Those blighters are on to us, so M'n'M has decided to fly me there in a Chipmunk to get the gen. "
"Oh, do be careful, Nutty, it's so dangerous!"
"Not to worry Ella, it's won't be my first beech landing"
" But what if they cashew,too?"
"No fears, old horse, they walnut make a monkey out of me, I can use my filbert", grinned Nutkin. "I shall take a quick pecan be back in time for my nuts. So don't pine!
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Post by norty on Jan 31, 2016 15:15:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2016 17:05:17 GMT
Love it Arena!
As times and decent people pass I am starting to feel less than immortal. I am trying to find some of the silly verse I wrote for my children perhaps 35 or more years ago. You little blog reminded me of one line from one poem
'while overhead squirrels leap clutching their nuts'
(both girls got the innuendo!)
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Post by anybody on Feb 13, 2016 17:06:58 GMT
Nice one A.
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