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Post by ARENA on Jul 26, 2014 9:49:21 GMT
The Italian man said, 'Last week my wife and I had great sex when I rubbed
her body all over with olive oil and we made passionate love and she
screamed for five full minutes at the end.'
The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and had sex, I rubbed her
body all over with butter and made passionate love and she screamed for
fifteen minutes.'
The Jewish man said, , well last week my wife and I also had sex and I
rubbed her body all over with Schmaltz (chicken fat) and we made love and
she screamed for over six hours.
The other two were stunned and the amazed Frenchman asked, 'What could you
have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?'
The Jewish man said, 'I wiped my hands on the bedspread.'
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Post by jimshoo on Aug 2, 2014 12:27:53 GMT
I experienced an embarrassing incident at a family barbecue last week. I was sat in the garden enjoying the sunshine with my mum and dad and all the family ,when 2 pigeons landed nearby. All of a sudden one of them jumped on top of the other and they started making love on the picnic table.
Even the pigeons didn't seem to know which way to look.
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Post by anybody on Sept 9, 2014 9:54:52 GMT
Husband: Why don't you ever tell me when you're having an orgasm
Wife: I don't like ringing you at work.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2014 20:36:15 GMT
Why don't bunnies made noise while making love? They have cotton balls.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2014 10:52:19 GMT
An man went to the doctor with his wife.
The doctor examined him and said
'I need a stool sample, a urine sample and I might as well have a semen sample as well'
The man turned to his wide and said 'What did he say?'
She said 'Just give him your underpants'
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