... That was the working title - the show is going out as Vicious.
The critics have been most unkind - but it made me laugh! Not least, I suppose, because Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Derek Jacobi are having such a good time as the two old queens around which the programme is based. To be honest, it IS old-fashioned, but that is fine by me. So ami I...
Frances de la Tour also appears, as does the lovely Marcia Warren - one of those actresses that seldom fails - she even managed to impersonate Esma Cannon in Hattie despite being almost a foot taller than the original.
It's on ITV1 on Mondays if you haven't seen it - or even if you have. Episode 2 is tomorrow. What do we think?