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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 13:12:20 GMT
Perhaps they were trying to draw the 'town bike' and they only ever really saw that in the dark!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 13:50:29 GMT
Anybody remember the Readers Digest and a little section in there called 'Towards more picturesque speech'?
I remember writing an essay at age maybe 15 and using about four of their quotations conjoined. I am not going to remember much, but do recall writing about 'hills round-shouldered with age dipping their feet in the lake' and much more similar crap. But the English master thought it was OK.
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Post by goldelox on Apr 1, 2014 10:42:39 GMT
Oh yes, I'd forgotten all about that. Do they still do it?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 11:01:08 GMT
Oh yes, I'd forgotten all about that. Do they still do it? I have no idea. I don't even know if the Readers Digest is stil around. I used to get flyers from them a long time ago telling me I had won a prize. Pretty good since they had spelled my name wrong and sent it to a mish mash of my address. Wise postmen of old....
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Post by ARENA on Apr 1, 2014 11:33:56 GMT
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Post by maywalk on Apr 14, 2015 21:22:40 GMT
I have written quite a few true tales that have happened during my life. I am NOT into fiction because I lose the plot but I had a book published about the first 20 years of my life that takes the reader through from 1930 when I was born to when I got married in 1949.It tells about my early childhood and then through the war and being bombed out twice apart from being machine gunned twice and becoming an evacuee. All proceeds from it have gone to my local Childrens Hospice.... www.rainbows.co.uk/ I had SO many folk from worldwide, who I had got to know through my WW2 website, wanting to read it I had it put on my website after it had made a good sum of money for the above hospice.
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Post by ARENA on Apr 15, 2015 8:49:12 GMT
A story has to be thought out carefully ,long before fingers hit keys, Painting yourself into a corner can be very of putting.
Being a crossword compiler, I tend towards brevity. Here are three of my ultra-short stories...........
Bill wiped a crumb of the pubs free Whitfield’s Arrowroot biscuit from his mean little moustache and watched it sink in the glass of porter he had been nursing for the last half hour, as he puzzled over what he was to title his latest hopeless scribbling, which he was going to call, “Death on a Very Cold and Windy Night” but it seemed a little wordy, so he settled for, The Tempest.
He held her hand and gazed into her limpid blue eyes, he wanted to run his excited fingers through her golden tresses , to madly laughing dance with her in the light summer rain before sinking to the ground and making mad passionate love to her when suddenly he thought, being Pope wasn’t all it was cracked up to be
His footsteps dragged reluctantly like those of a convicted man heading for the hangman’s noose ,as he visualised Bully Gavin and his rough mates cat-calling him in the playground as they laughed , taunted him and fingered rude gestures, no boy should make at a headmaster
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 10:03:28 GMT
Like it Arena, a good chuckle is what I needed. Been a bloody awful couple of weeks with family like plates spinning on sticks, some of which have fallen to ground.
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Post by ARENA on Apr 15, 2015 11:19:31 GMT
Glad to oblige,old friend.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2015 13:51:20 GMT
A good friend of mine, Bob Baker wrote a book a couple of years ago and I have a signed copy. It is called 'K9 stole my trousers' and is effectively the story of his life, well crafted and well written, and also very interesting even if you don't know him. Well it would be well crafted as he writes for among others Aardman!
Bob is not young, I would guess at around 70 and I asked him if he had kept a diary. No, he is just blessed with a remarkable memory for names places and detail. And the book is remarkable for the detail.
I will admit to having had a very poor memory for particularly names all my adult life. I recall working next door to two very nice chaps and often sharing a beer with them, Len and Pete. The only way I remembered in the end, after many gaffes was to remember Len was the lean one!
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Post by goldelox on Apr 16, 2015 9:44:55 GMT
Love the Shakespeare one, A.
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Post by althea on Mar 5, 2017 11:27:03 GMT
I've just found this lovely thread.Like most of us,I have dabbled with the idea of becoming an author. I often think that if I had been short of money I may have achieved something,but I am too lazy. I write a bit of doggerel and I did start a book about my Grandmother's remarkable life. My problem was that I was trying to write LITERATURE not tell a story,consequently it all got too flowery and OTT. On another forum I wrote about some episodes from my life as a sort of blog.It went down well,though it could never be called literature.
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Post by hild1066 on Mar 6, 2017 16:19:55 GMT
I've just found this lovely thread.Like most of us,I have dabbled with the idea of becoming an author. I often think that if I had been short of money I may have achieved something,but I am too lazy. I write a bit of doggerel and I did start a book about my Grandmother's remarkable life. My problem was that I was trying to write LITERATURE not tell a story,consequently it all got too flowery and OTT. On another forum I wrote about some episodes from my life as a sort of blog.It went down well,though it could never be called literature. Someone many posts back in this thread said when the wrote writing they didn't mean Mills and Boon!! Made me laugh, most libraries would have closed years ago if it wasn't for Mills & Boon/Harlequin. They just put a blue plaque up in town dedicated to two women who rescued and smuggled Jews out of Austria, they funded their trips to and from and money for visas for Jewish people, bank accounts for Jews opened here in England and bribes by writing Mill & Boons. Way to go. Romantic fiction is by far and away the biggest seller of all and only as formulaic as most detective and Sci-Fi novels. How often does the detective fail to solve the crime etc. My sister reads the Mills & Boon Detective Novels, she says a bit of romance, a little bit of sex and a good crime are a winner for her.
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Post by aubrey on Mar 6, 2017 22:49:58 GMT
I've just found this lovely thread.Like most of us,I have dabbled with the idea of becoming an author. I often think that if I had been short of money I may have achieved something,but I am too lazy. I write a bit of doggerel and I did start a book about my Grandmother's remarkable life. My problem was that I was trying to write LITERATURE not tell a story,consequently it all got too flowery and OTT. On another forum I wrote about some episodes from my life as a sort of blog.It went down well,though it could never be called literature. Someone many posts back in this thread said when the wrote writing they didn't mean Mills and Boon!! Made me laugh, most libraries would have closed years ago if it wasn't for Mills & Boon/Harlequin. They just put a blue plaque up in town dedicated to two women who rescued and smuggled Jews out of Austria, they funded their trips to and from and money for visas for Jewish people, bank accounts for Jews opened here in England and bribes by writing Mill & Boons. Way to go. Romantic fiction is by far and away the biggest seller of all and only as formulaic as most detective and Sci-Fi novels. How often does the detective fail to solve the crime etc. My sister reads the Mills & Boon Detective Novels, she says a bit of romance, a little bit of sex and a good crime are a winner for her.
I've never read Mills and Boon, but I do admire their writers. A well known literary writer once wrote a piece about how the plot of one of his books was plagiarised by a Mills and Boon writer, and because of that she lost a lot of work. I think - hope - she sued him: in any case, all she had done was what the literary writer had done, and used the plot of North and South: she was no more a plagiarist than he was: they'd both ripped off Mrs Gaskell. I do have one Mills and Boon book. It's by Jack London, and it was published in about 1920, or earlier. I can't remember the title, but it might have been Into the Abyss: it is not a romance, not even in the old sense.
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Post by hild1066 on Mar 7, 2017 13:08:36 GMT
Someone many posts back in this thread said when the wrote writing they didn't mean Mills and Boon!! Made me laugh, most libraries would have closed years ago if it wasn't for Mills & Boon/Harlequin. They just put a blue plaque up in town dedicated to two women who rescued and smuggled Jews out of Austria, they funded their trips to and from and money for visas for Jewish people, bank accounts for Jews opened here in England and bribes by writing Mill & Boons. Way to go. Romantic fiction is by far and away the biggest seller of all and only as formulaic as most detective and Sci-Fi novels. How often does the detective fail to solve the crime etc. My sister reads the Mills & Boon Detective Novels, she says a bit of romance, a little bit of sex and a good crime are a winner for her.
I've never read Mills and Boon, but I do admire their writers. A well known literary writer once wrote a piece about how the plot of one of his books was plagiarised by a Mills and Boon writer, and because of that she lost a lot of work. I think - hope - she sued him: in any case, all she had done was what the literary writer had done, and used the plot of North and South: she was no more a plagiarist than he was: they'd both ripped off Mrs Gaskell. I do have one Mills and Boon book. It's by Jack London, and it was published in about 1920, or earlier. I can't remember the title, but it might have been Into the Abyss: it is not a romance, not even in the old sense. To be honest there can't be more than 6 or so plots for any book whatever genre. All you can really change are the location and the names. Of course you can put in some original ideas and it is very fashionable today to leave things unfinished (as it is in TV dramas) just in case there is a sequel. I was checking out the Mills & Boons on Amazon and I had no idea they published so many genres; there's detective, sci-fi, werewolf type, cowboy, historical, medical, single mother, single father, career woman etc. and so many categories, apparently you can go from a couple of kisses and a wedding ring to full on explicit sex within hours of meeting depending on the category. Blimey imagine reading one of those on the bus!!!
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