A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship > And orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.' > The bartender says 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. > In fact, this one is on me.' > As the woman finishes her drink > The woman to her right says > 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' > The old woman says > 'Thank you. > Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' > 'Coming up' says the bartender > As she finishes that drink, > The man to her left says > 'I would like to buy you one, too.' > The old woman says > 'Thank you. > Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' > 'Coming right up' the bartender says. > As he gives her the drink,he says > 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. > Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?' > The old woman replies > 'Sonny, when you're my age, > You've learned how to hold your liquor... > Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'