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Post by rikiiboy on Mar 26, 2024 8:04:37 GMT
Weeping willow I think you know
How lonely life can be
Our days seem to move so slow
When we're struck by misery
Happiness is a short time spell
That eludes us all for a while
When will it return who can tell
Just that memory can make you smile
Optimistic full of hope
Then suddenly you feel cursed
You get so low you cannot cope
Your bubbles truly burst
It doesn't take much to make us sad
Disappointment and remorse
You've plenty of luck mostly bad
As life wends its winding course.
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Post by althea on Mar 27, 2024 10:58:37 GMT
Well done, Riki. I know how difficult it is to create that method of rhyming.
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Post by rikiiboy on Mar 27, 2024 13:43:43 GMT
Hello rat fans, I'm Mr Rodent I can live in your house, without rent I bite holes for access, through any timber door If you reinforce them, I bite through the floor.... A down stairs toilet? Yea! That'll do I'll come up for breather, while you're on the loo Don't worry too much, it's just a wee bite It'll help any of you,to pass a bit more s***e... I have many descriptions, often rather vague But we've killed millions, with the bubonic plague Forever incontinent, so it's impossible to fail We know where there's food, there's always our own trail... It's a fact that white one's, get lots of loving care Grey, black and brown ones, are exterminated everywhere Ahh! What humans don't know, we can make them ill with ease Anywhere our wee trail is, you can catch Weil's disease... We love making pups, a thousand from one pair a year So keep putting food outside, for wild animals, soon my dear Milk and bread for a hedgehog, now that's a welcome treat Full cream next time dear, soon we'll be running around your feet...  |
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Post by rikiiboy on Mar 29, 2024 16:13:50 GMT
There's often time at the end of the day
When thoughts start to wander and your mind wants to play
Time to relax free time for a while
Time to to twist that frown around to a smile
Reflections of the day will change nothing now
It's far to late in the day to go back anyhow
Sometimes it's better having nothing to do
Maybe you'll find time to spoil someone,even you?
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Post by rikiiboy on Mar 30, 2024 23:49:29 GMT
An old fart shared an old recipe
About a plate of fried onions for tea
Served up with baked beans
One then has the means
To fart almost endlessly.
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 1, 2024 7:46:56 GMT
I guess we all know when we're getting old
As our extremities are now turning cold
A bum that used to be rock hard
Has now evolved into a lump of lard
The brain now takes longer to remember
You're wearing more clothes from April to September
As soon as the warmer weather has begun
You're wearing shades and avoiding the sun
As soon as your hair turns grey or white
You will disappear from the average person's sight
Your opinions will often be ignored
You certainly ain't going to win no beauty award
Bingo wings, creases and crow's feet
Fading eyes, ears and bunions on your feet
Still....we all know how our own tails will end
But we are going to enjoy what ever time we have to spend. Innit? 😎
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 2, 2024 7:25:55 GMT
My eyes are blue by day and green at night
My tiny pupils still react to the light
I seen things that I never can forget
Faces of loved ones and friends that I met
All through my life my eyes have guided me
Through laughter, tears and parting company.
Sometimes I win when I would rather lose
I've now learnt, I don't always get to chose
Although I think I've chosen the easiest way
Life and fate decides you won't get your say
I have never found a way to succeed
But, where there's a flower there's also a weed.....
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 2, 2024 21:36:43 GMT
The Vultures are waiting
Causing his families distress
Hiding behind their guise their prying eyes
They the world's press
While old Madiba's bones
Are not ready yet to die
Outside the Wolves are baying
Getting louder is their cry
Soon the squabbling will start
Of where he will be laid to rest
For where ever that spot may be
It will generate interest
Gone will be that peaceful man
Maybe his dreams of unity too
How dark his rainbow nation
Well...That's up to the rest of you.
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 4, 2024 22:23:55 GMT
A mother's love is beyond compare
It's only after they have gone
You realise, that their real love
Was always there......
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 5, 2024 12:54:40 GMT
Today,is your birthday
Your mom has sent the card
We never seem to talk at all
Though I'd been trying very hard
I know your lifes not easy
You've had your share of pain
I ne'er do right for wrong
But you wont buckle under strain
I cant believe how old you are
Just where did all that time go?
Its not all been bitter sweet
I dont seem able to let my feelings show
Perhaps I've been a bad dad
Always wanting my own say
I've always had to sail the boat
I dont know anyother way
So we'll agree to disagree
The hand will leave the puppets glove
Because your of my flesh and blood
Skin,is always closer than love.
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 6, 2024 18:22:27 GMT
Dec 17, 2020
Twenty twenty what a year this has been
With the covid virus bursting onto the scene
Boris keeps on changing the rules
Intolerant citizens behaving like fools
It's like the Beasts of England and the old barn wall
Thousands of silly wankers saying " F**k you all...
We'll do what we want! When we want to do it...
There is no virus and we don't give a s**t!"
Now we're all on the cusp of and brand new year
Hoping that a new vaccine will allay any fear
Brexit has been done with details coming through
Yes! There will be changes for many of you
I am hoping that twenty twenty one
Will bring our new independence and joy for everyone.
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 7, 2024 11:03:04 GMT
The cannibal spider now rules UK
I find a bloody new web now every day
I've tried sticky tape and bleach spray
Still the little buggers get away
On top of the washing machine and in every nook and cranny
These little bastard's are really very canny
I put one my headtorch and what do I see
Another another dozen trails it's way ahead of me
I've sucked them up the vacuum with a longer hose
Is there any way to eradicate them, who knows?
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 9, 2024 11:38:41 GMT
Lying here in this eerie light
Emanating from an old amber street light
Watching the dawn coming into the day
While my sleepless mind just wants to play
My windows are misty curtains open wide
Luckily I've an old oak outside
Leafless all its limbs akimbo
Prominent with the amber glow
Still....my mind searches on
Thinking of all my old friends now gone
Life is wicked it's without care
With those you lose it's never fair
The sky outside is now coming into view
A twilight shade of gentle blue
A strange thought as our day has begun
That for the antipodeans theirs is done....
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 12, 2024 16:44:53 GMT
The past may be over
But our memories are not
When it comes to our loved ones
They'll never be forgot
A few fading pictures
Of people you once knew
Many taken years ago
Some of them with you
There's an old coat in the wardrobe
That they used to wear
Redolent of the perfume
A trace is still there
There's still people we miss
So much we could cry
Why when we were so happy
Do our loved ones have to die ?
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Post by rikiiboy on Apr 15, 2024 13:22:16 GMT
It isn't every day
I get to say
"I love you"
But I do
All of you!
This world is the bitterest cherry
You will ever get to taste
Bitter it may well be
But? Satisfying
Thrilling
Breathtaking
The ride of life
One chance
A million dreams
With a bitter sweet goodbye
Then......
We are history!
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