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Post by rondetto on Jul 2, 2021 8:28:45 GMT
GRANDAD'S GHOST
Gavin Virtue had a garage.
Gavin kept his garage clean.
Gavin had a daughter Julie.
I can still hear Julie scream.
Julie slept in grandad's bedroom
After seeing 'The Exorcist'
And there grandad's ghost appeared
To Julie in the night time mist.
Julie shook and Julie trembled.
Horror poured on Julie's brain.
Grandad was an awful person.
His ghost drove Julie quite insane.
Julie ran out of the cottage
Up to mother's, full of fear.
Mother cuddled Julie's body
'What's the matter Julie dear?'
'Grandad's ghost hovered before me
But he's been dead for twenty years!'
'Dead but active Julie darling.
Grandad's ghost is always near.'
'Listen Mamma daddy's daddy
Danced obscenely on the rug
And peeled his penis with a razor.
Mamma that's not really love!'
'Love is indecision Baby.
Who can tell what it will bring.
Grandad's ghost is just another
Cute, unhappy, horrid thing.'
'Cute? Unhappy? But I want softness!'
Julie cried as mamma kissed
Julie's frightened, haunted eyes
That hovered in the night time mist.
Gavin Virtue had a garage.
Gavin kept his garage clean.
Gavin had a daughter Julie.
I can still hear Julie scream.
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