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Post by goldelox on Feb 10, 2017 10:31:52 GMT
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Post by rondetto on Feb 10, 2017 10:40:52 GMT
Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a chemist shop.
Jacob suggests that they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers " Yes".
Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob; "How about Viagra"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob turns to Rebecca: "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them."
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Post by ARENA on Feb 10, 2017 11:51:46 GMT
You'd need a big t shirt,Ron LOL
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Post by rondetto on Feb 10, 2017 12:19:46 GMT
In the historic first manned mission to Mars, two Astronauts were charting the Martian surface. "Look at that," said one to the other, "how beautiful this alien landscape is, untouched by man." At that point, he was cut off, as he found his radio communications knocked out by unknown interference. Using an emissions detector, they followed the source of the interference until they reached the rim of a crater. "Do you see what the source of that noise is?" asked the first astronaut. "I not sure," said the second, "but it might be coming from that Starbucks behind us."
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