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Post by aubrey on Jul 3, 2020 15:25:23 GMT
"Hey Grandma, can you come and pick me up from my rap battle? No, I didn't win - he saw you drop me off earlier and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it."
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Post by rondetto on Jul 4, 2020 7:46:06 GMT
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshippers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend. You know, I bet you’re smarter than Einstein. ”Beaming with pride, the minister said, “Why, thank you, brother!” As the week went by, the minister began to think about the man’s compliment. The more he though, the more the wondered why anyone would deem him smarter than Einstein. So the following Sunday he asked the man, “Exactly what did you mean that I must be smarter than Einstein?” The man replied, “Well, Reverend, they say that Einstein was so smart that only ten people in the entire world could understand him. But Reverend, no one can understand you.”
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 11:54:51 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 11:55:12 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 11:56:41 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 11:57:07 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 11:57:31 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 12:55:30 GMT
I dig You dig He digs We dig They dig
It's not a long poem - but it's deep.
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Post by althea on Jul 4, 2020 12:56:10 GMT
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Post by rondetto on Jul 4, 2020 13:29:58 GMT
A mother firefly was taking her children for a walk near dusk, and they came to a dark woods. "All right, kids," she ordered, "line up, and whatever happens, don't shine your light. There are owls in the forest and they might fly down and eat you!"
The small fireflies did as they were told, with the youngest firefly at the end of the line. As they were moving carefully along, suddenly the mother saw a light far back.
"Stop!" she whispered. "Who lit the light back there?"
"I did," admitted the youngster.
"You heard what I told you," scolded the mother. "Why did you disobey?"
"Well," said the little one, "when you gotta glow, you gotta glow."
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Post by aubrey on Jul 4, 2020 15:53:33 GMT
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Post by aubrey on Jul 4, 2020 15:56:14 GMT
(Johnson)
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Post by rondetto on Jul 5, 2020 9:11:42 GMT
I bought my wife a pug dog. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
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Post by rondetto on Jul 5, 2020 11:16:27 GMT
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Post by althea on Jul 5, 2020 12:08:28 GMT
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