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Post by rondetto on Mar 21, 2017 18:03:10 GMT
DON'T GET CAUGHT SHORT!
Hello! Doctor, I'm sorry to bother you but I'm feeling down,
Well, you're looking quite well, in fact you're quite brown!
I've just arrived home from being abroad,
A fortnight of sun and the life of a lord,
Well, how has that left you feeling so low?
It wasn't the place that I wanted to go,
We argued and rowed until I walked off,
Then found that she'd spent the night with some foreign toff,
Iv'e been unfaithful myself, and had many affairs,
I've lost my head when others have kept theirs.
Now that I'm home I feel so depressed,
Well go to the screen and get yourself undressed,
Oh! I don't think I should, I've got diarrhoea,
In fact I've just done some more while I've been here!
Well, why suffer in silence, why wasn't I told?
Well I only came in for some pills for my cold!
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